A little boy asked his Dad one day, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His father responded, "Ah my son, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then, I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later,
a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said, "You've got male!"
LOVE